Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Sister Perspective: Rita the Bitch

What is this? My life may be amazing but this little story was too hard to pass up. So today marks the inaugural episode of "Sister Perspective". The first episode is Rita the Bitch. I like the name of this episode, and you'll see that it is highly appropriate.

Prelude. Early in the Semester. Jessica meets a girl called Rita in Accounting, they become acquainted and become friendly.

Recently. University. More Accounting. Group Assignment is set. Jessica once again meets up with Rita, and Rita asks Jessica to be in her group. The group size is three - so another one of Jessica's friends joins this group. (Male - identity is irrelevant).

A couple of days later. Jessica and Rita are talking in the lecture, just as everyone does in University lectures. They discuss their tutorial groups and Rita mentions that she is worried about hers. Jessica assures her that it's a great class because it contains some of her brother Mark's intelligent friends. Jess: "It's a good tute. My brothers friends are in there, they're geniuses, like HD students". (Yes, Mark is me)

Today. Jessica gets a message on her mobile, Rita has already joined a group. After reading the message all is fine. Later when Jessica gets home she still needs to complete or join a group so she asks her brother Mark to ask his intelligent friends.


Mark: Hey Dinesh
Dinesh: Hey Mark
Mark: Got a question for you, on behalf of my sister. Do you have an accounting group?
Dinesh: Yes. We've got 3.
Mark: Ok, no worries.
Dinesh: We've got some girl from our tute.
Mark: Is her name Rita?
Dinesh: Yea. How did you know?
Mark: Sister had a hunch.


So Rita has dogged the group that she originally joined and ran off to the genius group, the group which Jessica mentioned in the lecture (and the group that Jessica wanted to be in). What a bitch that Rita is.

That's the end of todays story. Hope you enjoyed it.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

haha you should get jess to recruit your smart friends so they all dog rita-the-bitch =P

Anonymous said...

What a story! I must say though, Jess is lucky to have escaped being in the same group as Rita. Imagine being in the same group as someone who has such little abilities and little self respect that she has to latch onto geniuses to make up for it. Any group is better than one with RIta in it. Jess, you go girl!

sonieee said...

wow, that really sucks so much. poor jess! and who said accountants weren't vicious? >:|