Monday, September 26, 2005

Wallace and Gromit - Recommended

I managed to go out for once. Hooray for me. Can't spend all my time cooped up at home... so what did I do today? I used some free Greater Union tickets that I received in the mail and saw the movie Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit.

I must admit that i'm a bit of a Wallace and Gromit fan. The clay-based animation done by Aardvark (the company that does all the modelling and what not) is pure class. In typical Wallace and Gromit style the movie was quite entertaining and there were quite a few cute (yea, no other way to describe it) animations.

The funny bits in the movie can be seen in the trailer. One part where a giant female bunny is attached to Wallace and Gromit's car and Gromit, whilst in control of the giant bunny, conducts a bit of a cabaret dance. Another is in the church when the crowd asks Wallace how he is going to trap the were-rabbit, Wallace replies by saying "...with a big trap", then this old man proclaims "by Joe... I think he's got it!". Classic stuff. There were also some cute moments in the movie as well. The little bunny rabbits waving to eachother, now that's quality. You'll know what I mean when you see the movie. It's so cool.

Anyway, i'll fast forward to the evening - gym time. Decided to try out the "Body Attack" class that they were having there. I thought i'd give it a try... from the outside it didn't look so bad - a bunch of people running around and jumping all over the place. Oh dear... was I wrong. After the class I felt as though i've been the victim of an attack - someone's grabbed my legs and placed a portable vice on each of my calves. I was struggling and i'm not afraid to admit it. You may laugh at me, that's fine - but don't bag it until you've tried it. I've learnt my lesson. It was a good workout though, quite intense.

After the gym I ventured down to a cafe in the local area. Food was fairly decent, as was the service... but something really strange happened. After ordering and receiving the drinks we wanted to order. This dude in red was nearby so I looked over at him - usually that's enough, once a waiter sees that you're looking around then it's fairly obvious that it's ordering time. Nope. This derro just stared back. Fine. I put up my hand and give a half wave. Nope, still staring. At this point i'm thinking "what a dumbass". I tried again - charades style, I mimicked writing on a pad with my two hands. Nope, still staring. Once more with the charades, same thing. A reaction! The dude walks forward two steps and proceeds to outline a window with his arms.... WTF? At this point I saw a waitress walk past behind him and write something down at the counter - I pointed to the girl behind him, obviously indicating that I want the girl's attention. What does this n00b do? He draws the bloody window with his hands again. At this point I gave up called out "Excuse me" loudly, drawing the attention of the lady... this time all it took was one look.

Alas, the shenanigans don't end there. The intelligence of the staff really perplexed me. We ordered a couple of pizzas and the waitress wrote down the order, finishing off each entry with the letter P and surrounded by a circle - fair enough... represents pizza. So at the end of the meal I went to pay. "That'll be $8.50 thanks" (the price of the two drinks). I stood there a little confused, obviously I didn't maximise on my good luck. This dude (not the retard mentioned above) repeated again "$8.50". Something was obviously wrong so I asked him "are you sure?". He looked hard at the docket and then called over the girl that wrote down the order in the first place. This is the little conversation that they had:

Dude: "Hey, how much does this all cost"
Girl: "Add it all up"
Dude: "Including these?" (pointing to the pizza entries)
Girl: "Er... yes"
Dude: "Oh, ok. What does this P mean? I thought it meant 'paid'. "
Girl: "It means pizza, duh!"

LOL. Dumbass number two right there. I should stop being honest, could have saved myself some money.

Oh! Also, on the way home... a bit of luck - petrol @ 117.9 c/L. What a bargain!

Friday, September 23, 2005

Images from Home 2

The second installment are available for viewing, *cheer*.
These photos are from the balcony outside my bedroom.
Enjoy.




Monday, September 19, 2005

Bratty Kids, Victory and Dancing

Bratty Kids - there were lots of those on Friday. Victory and Dance - that's what sort of happened over the weekend. This week saw North Parramatta win Round 1 Outright! What an achievement. Furthermore, the YL ball was on Saturday night - and what a big night it was.

Friday. It was cold, windy, and the sky was grey - conditions favourable for staying home, and that's just about it. Unfortuately for me I volunteered to help out with the Careers Day for Boys 2005 programme, so into University I went at 8:30. I should have thought this out earlier - a bunch of school kids coming to University to hear about what the University has to offer - bad idea.

Careers Day for Boys is a program run by the Sydney University Union that allows local boys schools (there is an equivalent Careers Day for Girls, but guys can't volunteer for this... surprise, surprise) to send their Year 10 students to University to find out about Sydney University and what it has to offer. The program requires many volunteers, and luckily there were plenty.

To cut a long story short. I was a group leader and had to take the boys around to the various workshops... as well as keep them under control. I believe that I did a reasonably good job, but that's probably because I was armed with a bunch of chocolates to pacify the rabble. The group sizes were quite large (50 per group, 3 volunteer leaders per group) and as a result the boys were noisy, obnoxious and quite crude - but thankfully not to me.

The highlight of the day would have to be towards the beginning of the day. At registration a couple of 'derros' approached the desk to register. I asked them how they were doing and they told me that they were fine. After a bit of small talk one of the boys asked me: "Bro, where's the nearest Galaxy World". Being the honest and informative person that I am.. I told him that there was one further down the road on George Street. No point in converting them, really. After being given their name tags another derro asked me "Do we have to wear these things?". Again, being the honest and informative person that I am.. I told him "You can take it off at Galaxy World". Not too long afterwards their teacher approached them, took them outside and gave them a stern talk. The derros were sent away - and they probably went to Galaxy World.

Saturday Victory! Given that Friday wasn't great in a weather sense I wasn't too sure as to whether or not Cricket would be on. Friday night saw rain and the forecasts predicted rain on the Saturday. I was a little unhappy at the revelation as campaigning in the rain and being robbed of a victory sucks.

I woke up on Saturday morning and the sky was somewhat clear. It wasn't going to rain - good. Got dressed at 7am and headed out the door and it was very, very cold - bad. Why 7am? Well I headed out to Macquarie Fields to help hand out How-to-vote cards at Glenfield Public school. Campaigning was great - I met some great people (both Liberal and Labor supporters) and spoke to some at length. I stayed there for a couple of hours and then headed off to Harold Park West (cricket).

Cricket - it didn't really begin so well. No wickets had fallen after 10 overs and the batsmen looked quite comfortable, scoring runs at a steady rate. Then the tables turned. One of the batsmen lost sight of a ball bowled by Ajay and ducked - the ball was far from short and, as a result, crashed into the bastman's face. No helmet. Play stopped and we all came in to see if the batsman was ok. He clearly wasn't. The ball had hit him just under the right eye, his face was puffed up and there was blood everywhere. Shortly afterwards he was taken off the field by a couple of his mates and taken to hospital. Nasty stuff - i'm going to have to buy a helmet soon... don't want that happening to me.

After the incident the wickets started to fall. Ajay started ripping into the batting line up and as a result finished up with 7 wickets (almost all of them clean bowled). Quite a marvel to watch actually, as I was fielding at point. He would either rip out middle stump of clip the bails off. Very exciting indeed. The second innings started at approximately 3:15pm and the pattern was similar to how the 2nd day started - a great start followed by a collapse (The run out was mine). Victorious in Round 1, quite an omen for the rest of the season. Hopefully i'll score more than just the 1 run. The scorecard can be looked at here.

Finally, the YL Ball. Damn this is along bastard of a post. The Ball was held at the American club on Macquarie Street and kicked off at 7:30. There were stacks of people and it was an excellent opportunity to catch up with people. I haven't seen some YLs in quite a while, so it was good to see everyone again.

The Hon. Brendan Nelson MP made an excellent speech and i'll just relay a little bit of what he said. He was speaking about a bunch of primary school kids that he visited and the kids presented him with stories on "What makes mum mad". Brendan told us that one of the stories was "My mum gets mad when my sister leaves a big poo in the toilet". ROFL! The speech did get more serious and was quite comprehensive, but I must say... that was an excellent start.

Now, instead of crapping on about what happened that night i'll just attach a few photos. Enjoy.





Thursday, September 15, 2005

Hypocracy and Student Politics

Observing student politics in action can be quite interesting. You have your usual crazy zealots and a whole bunch of students that don't give a rat's arse. Very interseting indeed. Where did student politics take me today? The University of Technology Sydney's Haymarket campus.

First of all a little brief on what's going there. The elections are for Union Board, Academic Board and Faculty Board. I have no idea why there are so many boards, but there it is. Polling takes place over 4 days and each day votes can be cast between 8:30am and 9:00pm (I think). Now that is a hell of a long time. If somebody were to ask me: "Where is student money going?" then my answer would have to be "To pay the people manning the election booths".

Hardly anyone voted while I was there as 90% of the people walking past the Union Centre (the minority of people that actually bother to walk past the Union Centre) either didn't care or said that they've voted (a blatant lie for many students).

So anyway, here's an interesting little segment from one of the people working for the Student Power ticket:

Student Power bloke: "We're Student Power - we're exactly about what we are called... giving back power to the Students."
Random Student: "What about these other people"
Student Power bloke: "Well these guys in red are Left Action and they're generally good people, George is an independant and is also pretty nice. Look all of us are progressive and are there for the students... those people over there are Students United and they're not progressive they have an agenda"

What a ripper. George, Left Action, Student Power have done a super-deal and are claiming that their opposition (Students United) have an agenda. Hahah. Classic.

Another classic example is the utter hypocrasy of some people. Gererally if a student is unknown to all of the campaigners then they get hit by everyone. The whole "We are blah and stand for blah, blah, blah - Vote for us". Now, once again i'll take a swipe at Student Power - because they deserve it. When everyone was doing their speil onto the not-so-interested student the same Student Power bloke from the scenario above would call out "You should look at all of the policies clearly and make an informed choice. An informed choice is the best choice" (or something to that effect). However, if he was the first to talk to a prospective voter he would actively promote his policies and then exclaim "don't take that sheet of paper, it's pure propaganda" when somebody from Students United would approach the same student. An informed choice? Yea, right!

I'll finish off with one more rant. Political discrimination. The left claim to be the "defenders against discrimination" or something to that effect. They typically use emotively charged language to further this illusion - stuff like "harmony","unity", "diversity" and "compassion". What bullshit. The left are the masters of political discrimination. Everybody assisting in the Students United campaign, including me, were asked (by multiple people) "Are you a member of the Liberal party? What branch of the Liberal party are you?". It gets worse... people that voted for Students United were also asked if they were members of the Liberal party. Disgraceful behaviour.

Finally, I would like to point out that some of the people that I met from both Left Action and Student Power were quite nice and did not partake in blatantly hypocritical acts. The crazies are the problem.

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Lacking Motivation

I've mentioned the thesis time and time again. I've also mentioned that it's not really getting anywhere time and time again. Well, not much has changed... still. I'm starting to get quite annoyed, more so than worried - but oh well.

I'm going to talk about some psychology. Something a bit different than what i'm used to posting. Anyway, i'm finding it quite hard to remain focused on work - I find myself procrastinating to the extreme. I'm posting on my blog, i'm reading lots of news, playing lots of sports, and bumming around the house.

I'm guessing that this is the case as i'm not really getting anywhere. The lack of progress leads onto the further lack of progress. Maybe this happens to others as well. I guess the only exception to the rule could be a looming deadline. A deadline usually is all it takes for progress to surge forward. Comments?

I need a holiday :(

On a final note - the fun that can be seen in student politics.
This little segment is from today outside Eastern Avenue Lawns.

Leftie: "Daddy's paying for your election campaign again is he?"
Rightie: "At least I know who my dad is"

ROFL! Slammed. Now that is a comeback worthy of votes.

Monday, September 12, 2005

Outrage at the Oval and Koizumi Wins

This weekend has been quite intense - i'm still not really getting anywhere with my thesis (i've tried, trust me), the Aussies have been rorted, and Japan's Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi has won comfortably in Japan's general election.

Skipping the thesis, i'm going to first talk about what happened last night. Australia screwed up bigtime - giving the game back to England by sheer incompetence. Incompetence in playing swing bowling. Going from 2/270 odd to faling short of England's total is really quite poor. It was time for England to have a bat... and what happens - the umpires decide it's too dark for the Aussie pacemen to bowl. Ok, fine.

So what happens? The master, Shane Warne, is brought into the attack - and dismisses Andrew Strauss, 1/2! Not too long afterwards the umpires have another chat and decide to stop play altogether. What the hell? Australia were going to bowl two spinners (only one of which is a real full-time spinner) ... the light wasn't so bad that you couldnt' see a ball being bowled slowly. The English batsmen seemed to be hitting the ball just fine.

I really don't see how Australia had an unfair advantage given the supposedly-low level of light. Rudi, the South African umpire, said that it was highly possible that the batsmen could lose sight of the ball when the ball was being bowled slowly. Really? I'm sure that if that was the case then it would be a loss of concentration rather than due to the light. Even if it was potentially hard to see the ball when batting... then it would be hard for the fieldsmen to see the ball as well? (Potential for drop catches and boundaries due to poor visibility). PLUS Australia was going to bowl a part time spinner - hardly advantageous to the Aussies. I find the whole situation ridiculous - we want a result here... win or lose. Keeping the fight going between Australia and England would have been the best thing for cricket - unfortunately the umpires didn't agree.

So there's my rant on The Ashes. Another thing i'd like to mention is the amazing victory of Japan's Liberal Democratic Party (LDP). The LDP, along with its coalition party New Komeito Party, has won 327 seats out of the 480-member House of Representatives. That's an amazing victory, approximately a two-thirds majority. This election saw the highest voter turnout in over a decade - 67.52%. A great turnout and a great result.

The early election was called due to the failure of the Japanese Diet (parliament) to pass Koizumi's bills on postal reform - that being the privatisation of Japan Post. Koizumi dissolved the Diet and called for an election (I think it's over a year before the end of term).

Why was/is postal reform such an issue in Japan? Well first of all Japan Post is a big mofo. It's one of the largest financial institutions in the world. Japan Post is not only a post office but it effectively acts as a bank as well. Having this behemoth being owned by the government is asking for trouble. A big cash cow for the government leads to lots of spending on useless projects (sounds alot like student Unions having a cash cow, the students, to waste money on things that people hardly use). Japan Post, as far as I could tell, was somewhat corrupted as it provided funding for politically-aimed projects... effectively "vote buying" in disguise.

Well done Koizumi.

Sunday, September 11, 2005

Season 2005-06 Begins

Yesterday marked the first day of the first match of the 2005-06 Cricket season, and boy was it an interesting day. In summary North Parramatta was bowled out for 230 and Kings Langley stood at 3/12 at stumps.

The day was sunny and hot, bloody sunny and bloody hot. In fact it was so damn bright that I regretted not getting a pair of prescription sunnies. I'll need to get some soon if I want to have some eyesight by the end of the season. The field was elliptical with extremely short boundaries on the sides and there was graffiti on the synthetic pitch. The location? Our home ground - Harold Park West Reserve.

The day started off with Tony, the captain, losing the toss (that's coin toss, for you non-cricket people). Interestingly enough the opposition captain chose to field. Personally, I thought his decision was terrible but since the opposition made the terrible decision... there's no need to complain. (Decision was bad because it was very hot and only half of his team were preset at the time of the toss).

North Parra (my team) got off to a sluggish start. The run rate was excruciatingly slow and we lost a couple of quick wickets (Dinesh out for 3). Then came a massive change. In comes Ajay, a big bloke that loves to swing the bat. The first ball delivered to Ajay was unexpectedly left. From then on, the game got very interesting. Ball after ball sailed over the witches hats (the boundary) ensuring that the run rate ticked along nicely. One spinner in particular felt the wrath of Ajay - with no wicket and conceeding 44 runs in just three overs. Slaughterhouse. Unfortunately Ajay's golden run came to an end at 79, a truly amazing effort - facing something in the order of 30 to 35 balls). After Ajay left the run rate really slowed down.

At approximately 3:20 pm I made my debut at number 7. Four minutes later I was back in the pavilion. Fantastic. I made a grand contribution of 1 run. Caught and bowled is how I was dismissed. I played at the ball early and the ball hit the bat, bobbed up and it was a simple catch for the bowler. Obviously my defensive game needs some serious work. Oh well, better luck next time.

One final thing to note however is that the final wicket partnership between Atul and Edmond was pure class. Atul and Edmond put on a 60-odd run partnership to ensure that we had enough runs to work with to secure a win. The team total: 230 runs.

It was then Kings Langley's turn to bat, and it didn't look as though they were enjoying it. Their first wicket fell in the second over when Ajay trapped one of Kings' opening batsmen LBW (leg before wicket). The batsman played a defensive stroke late, allowing the ball to continue on and hit his pads. Gone! 1/0.

The second wicket to fall did not take much longer. Over number three, another Kings Langley batsman heading back to the pavilion. Bowled Atul, Caught Mark Homeming (me). An attempted drive went horribly wrong for the remaining opening batsman. There was a thick outside edge (ball hitting the bat), the ball flew into the air... ready to be caught. I ran to my right, hopped into the air, reached out with my right hand - full stretch, and caught the ball. Go me! Specialist fieldsman all the way.

A couple of overs later the luck of Kings Langley had not changed. Ajay bowled a fantastic ball. The batsman played a shot - I think it was an attempted drive - and missed clearly. The ball clipped the bail above middle and off stump - three wickets down. Not too long after this Kings Langley called for the halt of play due to bad light. As a result of this the days play ended with Kings Langley at 12 runs for the loss of 3 wickets.

An interesting day, hopefully the Aussies will be in a commanding position as well.

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

News Watch 2005-09-06

I've finally managed to get something going with my thesis. Cheer! Plus I didn't have to use any dodgy hacks - i'm quite proud of myself. As I haven't really been following the news headlines too much recently i'll make a few comments on what i've seen around the world - and some of it is reasonably interesting.

Chicks. I saw this little blurb on the news.com.au website saying that gentlemen no longer prefer blondes over brunettes as a result of gentlemen looking for brains and sophistication. Very interesting indeed - the blurb can be available here. I'd like to hear some comments on this one.

Weight loss. Those Americans, damn they get fat. What's happening in the US is that some people are turning to hypnosis to lose wait. Really... now i've heard everything.

RIP Kazaa. It looks like Kazaa, the peer-to-peer file sharing software application has been slammed. The Australian federal court ordered Kazaa to filter out copyrighted material from its network. The Guardian reports on it here. The claim by Kazaa and some others that this is a death blow to file-sharing is a bit of a joke. Everyone loves free stuff, I sure do. But sharing of illegal stuff isn't something that should be promoted. People work hard for their material, they shouldn't be rorted out of gaining the benefits. However, I'm not saying that i'm an angel that has done no wrong, just making a comment on this Kazaa issue.

Socceroos Victory. Well i'd hardly call it a victory. Australia beat the Solomon Islands in an away match 2 - 1. Hardly convincing. I expected more from the Aussies, consdering I was present at the 7 - 0 slaughter at Moore Park on Saturday.

The proverbial has hit the fan in America. It's a real tragedy what's happened in America and i'm talking about Hurricane Katrina. Tens of thousands suspected to be dead in and around the city of New Orleans - that's absolutely horrific. It looks like water is slowly being pumped out of the city but it'll take months for a full drainage. Very sad indeed. Read the article here. Hopefully the citizens that are still around the area get out and get out fast, because the situation really does not sound so good.

Petrol technology. The price of petrol sucks. Anyone with a car knows this. I mean just the other day I paid $50 bucks at $1.40/litre. WOMG. So anyway, felt like looking around for anything that would save me some money. I didn't find anything that could help me now but there seems to be several things around the corner which would reduce our dependance on oil, save us money and be better for the environment. What a deal. Read, read.

Tax. It turns out that many of the 'richest' in Australia avoid paying a substantial amount of tax - something in the order of 25%. Confused? Read this - quite interesting indeed. My opinion on tax is that the top rate should be reduced, as a percentage, and that the cut-in rate should also be higher. Why? 47c in tax, wtf? - half of everything you earn over the threshold goes to the government... what a bloody rort.

Telstra. It looks like Queensland Senator Barnaby Joyce is happy with the new Telstra bills as mentioned here, about bloody time. I agree with the full sale of Telstra as it sounds very dodgy to me how the government is both the industry regulator and the majority owner of the biggest player in the industry.

Ok that should be enough news for you to read. I guess i'll finish off with a bit of a brag - and it's hardly news. Played a set of tennis against my sister on Saturday. It was a close one! I won 6 - 5 after a tiebreaker (7 - 5). Close indeed. Plus, 2 aces for me, w00t.

Thursday, September 01, 2005

The Lotto Question

Ok. I spent all of today working on my thesis - therefore the day sucked, bigtime. One piece of software doesn't work because another piece of software is too new... too new? what the hell happened to backwards compatability - down the toilet if you ask me. So anyway, enough of my rant and onto my question of the day.

The scenario conatins four people: Jill, Stella, Bill, and Morris Iemma (ok, i couldn't get anything to rhyme with Stella... so relax :P). Please note that the scenario and all names are fictional and anything that matches in the real world is purely co-incidental. (Don't want to be sued :D).

Jill, Stella, Bill, and Iemma decide that they are going to buy a Lotto ticket. It's a big draw and the jackpot is some $25 million dollars - not that the value of the jackpot is important.

Stella goes out and buys the ticket on behalf of the group, a week before the draw. Before the draw Jill and Bill both pay their share. So three out of the four have paid their fair share of the ticket. By the time of the draw Iemma has not paid (yes, Morris has the capacity to pay but did not pay immediately).

The draw concludes and surprise surprise the group has the winning ticket - $25 million dollars! The big question is: does Morris Iemma deserve a share of the winnings minus what he owes to the rest of the group or does he deserve nothing because he did not pay?

This is a very interesting question, and i'd love to hear comments on this one. My perspective: Morris Iemma doesn't deserve a cent. Being capable of paying he was unfairly hoping for win. Morris was most likely hoping for this scenario: "If the ticket wins I won't have to pay at all.. i'll be making money".

So what I say is that.... if you're not in - you don't get a cut, simple.